OK! If you're serious about having fun with this entry. . . then you'll have to follow my intructions exactly. Otherwise, you will have fun, but only in a limited way. Here goes:
1. Get Edy's vanilla ice cream
2. Get Gritty McDuffs Best Brown Ale
3. Eat and drink. It's just a great flavor combo! No, I have not actually made a beer float yet. That's why you should!
4. Watch this great dance while you enjoy the food. It was sent to me by Toph Cyll.
Tread Mill Dance5. Read the following email that was forwarded to me:
(This is adult humor, no laughing allowed!)
The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section calledthe "Style Invitational". The requirements this week were to use thetwo words Lewinsky (The Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in thesame limerick. The following winning entries, remember, were printedin the newspaper.---Third place:There once was a gal named LewinskyWho played on a flute like Stravinsky'Twas "Hail to the Chief"On this flute made of beefThat stole the front page from Kaczynski.Second place:Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,Since you made such a mess,Use the hem of your dressAnd please wipe that stuff off of your chinsky."And the winning entry:Lewinsky and Clinton have shownWhat Kaczynski must surely have knownThat an intern is betterThan a bomb in a letterWhen deciding how best to be blown
6. Now, if that wasn't too much for you I tried writing my own:
I just need to ask you one question.Is Kaczynski a man of affection?If Lewinsky were there?And He in Bill's chair?No silly, that's just an erection.
I hope you had fun. Have a great day!